Bumper sticker

Funny Bumper Stickers Seen Across America I (added 1 year, 7 months ago by FunnyDB)
1. Give me coffee and no one gets hurt. .2. Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test .3. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. .4. Keep honking, I'm reloading .5. He who laughs last thinks slowest .6. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Ta...read more

Funny Bumper Stickers Seen Across America II (added 1 year, 7 months ago by FunnyDB)
# 500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain .# Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed. .# Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? .# You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later. .# I lost my virginity, but I ...read more

Drink

Drunk men and their sayings (added 1 year, 5 months ago by kimberly)
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. .George Burns . .I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. .Brendan Behan . .I don't drink these days. I am alle...read more

Friendship

GEE'D UP (added 1 year, 1 month ago by TOB CARTER)
GEE'Z...read more

Quotes and Quatations (added 1 year, 5 months ago by explorer07)
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! .Doug Larson . .If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. .Harry S. Truman . .There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. .Benjamin Franklin ....read more

Love

me (added 11 months ago by Francislerma210)
me...read more

Definition of what love means (added 1 year, 5 months ago by pekin24)
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. .Les Dawson . .Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. .John Barr...read more

Men

Truth about men of being insensitive (added 1 year, 5 months ago by blurt)
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. .Dennis Leary . .There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly. .Helen Rowland . .Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. .Kathy...read more

Movies

Film and movie quotes (added 1 year, 5 months ago by funnycat)
Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall. .Chris Rock . .What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? .A good start... .Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989) ....read more

Politics

Hilarious Political Quotes (added 1 year, 5 months ago by hotandspicy)
[Tony Blair] is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it. .Tom Conti . .One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convent...read more

Sms

Funny Short Messages (added 1 year, 5 months ago by heartboy)
- To do is to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra) . .- It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give. . .- It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live . .- It's the dream afraid of waking, that never ...read more

Women

Women sayings (added 1 year, 5 months ago by icantbeliveit)
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. .Margaret Thatcher . .Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. .Dick Van Dyke . .For me there are only two type of women: g...read more